I Just Went on a Rampage...

LeeNetworX · 06-08-2009, 07:25 PM

...killing hornets and wasps. Fuckers. I pressure washed our front porch this weekend and my wife put a fresh coat of water seal on it. We were moving the furniture from the garage back to the porch and while I was moving one end of the porch glider a hornet got me on my right leg. Not 15 seconds later as we were setting it down the fucker came back and nailed me on top of my left foot. I started jumping and cursing and went off to the garage and grabbed the 2 cans of hornet spray.

Holding one in each hand I started dousing the little bastards Bruce Willis 'Die Hard' style. Lisa was laughing at me because she said I had my "angry face on". After killing 5-6 of them I looked over at my neighbor's house and saw a few over there. The grandfather was sitting on the porch and I asked him if he would mind if I killed their wasps for them. After draining both cans on everything that was small and flying around our two yards I feel slightly better, but I'm still not satisifed.

06-08-2009, 07:25 PM	#1
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	I Just Went on a Rampage... ...killing hornets and wasps. Fuckers. I pressure washed our front porch this weekend and my wife put a fresh coat of water seal on it. We were moving the furniture from the garage back to the porch and while I was moving one end of the porch glider a hornet got me on my right leg. Not 15 seconds later as we were setting it down the fucker came back and nailed me on top of my left foot. I started jumping and cursing and went off to the garage and grabbed the 2 cans of hornet spray. Holding one in each hand I started dousing the little bastards Bruce Willis 'Die Hard' style. Lisa was laughing at me because she said I had my "angry face on". After killing 5-6 of them I looked over at my neighbor's house and saw a few over there. The grandfather was sitting on the porch and I asked him if he would mind if I killed their wasps for them. After draining both cans on everything that was small and flying around our two yards I feel slightly better, but I'm still not satisifed. Last edited by LeeNetworX; 06-09-2009 at 02:40 PM..