No bike for Patrick

VatorMan · 03-26-2008, 03:25 PM

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father
Said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
With a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. So, I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike."

03-26-2008, 03:25 PM	#1
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	No bike for Patrick For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father Said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door With a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. So, I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike."