07-13-2009, 11:33 AM | #11 |
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Location: Central NY
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fart at them. ask them to guess what you ate based on the smell.
if they're dumb enough to guess, tell them they're wrong and that if they were REALLY from the gas company they'd be able to tell you based on your gas. slam the door. crack open a beer.
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