Canadian Humor

101lifts2 · 12-10-2009, 01:56 PM

Having shot a moose, two Newfies began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up.

On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses byes," he said.

When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice.

"Sure!" the hunters agreed.

"Well byes, I think that you would be finding it a lot easier to be draggin’ dat moose by the horns and not the tail."

"Aye, O.K. and tanks," said the lads.

After about five minutes one said to the other, "Bye, draggin’ by the horns is sure some easier, eh?"

"Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"

12-10-2009, 01:56 PM	#1
101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	Canadian Humor Having shot a moose, two Newfies began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up. On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses byes," he said. When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice. "Sure!" the hunters agreed. "Well byes, I think that you would be finding it a lot easier to be draggin’ dat moose by the horns and not the tail." "Aye, O.K. and tanks," said the lads. After about five minutes one said to the other, "Bye, draggin’ by the horns is sure some easier, eh?" "Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?" __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM