Subaru Forrester commercial (rant)

Avatard · 07-30-2010, 03:01 AM

Fucking pisses me off.

The one with the doughy kid, and his seriously fucking crappy looking pinewood derby?

What's this commercial saying? You can suck, and still come out a winner?

"Honest virtues..." My ass.

Slacker! Thing looks like shit. All the other cars look like their kids actually gave a fuck, and did some actual carving, but your fat little cake eating ass hacks up a block of pine with what looks like a chainsaw, and you win anyway?

What kinda honest virtue is that? Slacking is enough to get by, and you can still fucking win?

Fuck you, Subaru.

/rant

07-30-2010, 03:01 AM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Subaru Forrester commercial (rant) Fucking pisses me off. The one with the doughy kid, and his seriously fucking crappy looking pinewood derby? What's this commercial saying? You can suck, and still come out a winner? "Honest virtues..." My ass. Slacker! Thing looks like shit. All the other cars look like their kids actually gave a fuck, and did some actual carving, but your fat little cake eating ass hacks up a block of pine with what looks like a chainsaw, and you win anyway? What kinda honest virtue is that? Slacking is enough to get by, and you can still fucking win? Fuck you, Subaru. /rant __________________ Insert free thought here.