You might be a ____ if ___?

[dReWpY]

Everyone has heard the "you might a redneck jokes...", so lets hear some of your "you might be jokes"...


You might be a guy if you have ever cut your finger nails with tin snips

You might be a guy if you flick the bug into the chili cause of the added protein.

You might be a squid if your going to take care chicken strips means a run to pop eyes.

You might be a pwhore if you : lol: on aim

these are kinda weak, but they make me laugh so stfu and post some good ones