Lets be weird.

[Mr Lefty]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

How in the fuck do you fold a fitted sheet?

easy... my dad taught me when I was younger

First, you find the corners... then you take the top two corners match them up... then match up the bottom two... fold it in half... get annoyed with all the extra material, ball it up
Second, throw it on the shelf under the folded sheet so it looks folded.