hair, as important as a gold medal

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by defector

Exactly.
My wife and I were watching the vault, and I told her "I've done some pretty stupid shit in my time, but running full speed doing flips toward a small trampoline in an attempt to launch myself over an immovable object isn't one of them. And won't be anytime soon."
She called me a pussy.
So I showed her why Judo is still an Olympic sport.
Hip Throw, Bitch.

Gymnastics is something I wish I did in high school but never did because I was worried of being called gay and crap like that. Now that I'm older looking back all I can think is "I'd be in awesome shape, able to do cool shit, and oh yeah I'd be surrounded by crazy flexible and fit hot chicks". WTF was I thinking???

Remember this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2C-TCNiDCs
I'd be dead.