My super awesome money pit project

Digifox · 04-21-2015, 01:00 AM

Yeah man, ever since that day back in what 2010 or something...
I haven't been able to stop stealing.. it's like a terrible addiction.

So one night in 2013 I got this AWESOME idea to steal the engine out of some idiots 1999 Silverado. I went all out and stole the WHOLE THING

Turns out what I stole was a LR4 4.8L V8 with a 4L60E

Then I found out you can put those in crappy old cars... like that S10 I stole.
So I whipped out my thief gloves and started stealing roughly $3,000 worth of parts from online stores.
ranging from Stainless steel short tube headers, Poly engine mounts, Aeromotive fuel pump, all the braided stainless steel line I would ever need... you know usual stuff kleptos steal.

Then after like 6 months of collecting stuff at my super secret hide out I crammed said engine into the truck

Skipping all the boring thief stuff and jumping up to last summer.
I stole the rear end out of someones 2000 Ford Explorer XLT... which just so happen to be a 8.8 with 3.73 gears and a Limited slip diff.with 31-spline axles and even disk brakes!

But to make it fit I had to steal some wheels off a 2007 Ford Escape. which have a really high offset so they sit under the bed still.

Then later in the summer I stole a welder and like 100lbs worth of exhaust stuff and made my own exhaust since thieves can't pay to have the stuff professionally done (also shops don't like to work on stolen cars)

Oh and maybe my favorite part... someone stole my stolen radio so I stole an amp and a Nexus 7 tablet and installed that in it's place

When I have to run from the cops they never suspect my clapped out 23 year old stolen truck could be faster than a 5.7L Charger...

04-21-2015, 01:00 AM	#1
Digifox Cl4p-Trap Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Columbus, Ohio Moto: Your mom. Posts: 734	My super awesome money pit project Yeah man, ever since that day back in what 2010 or something... I haven't been able to stop stealing.. it's like a terrible addiction. So one night in 2013 I got this AWESOME idea to steal the engine out of some idiots 1999 Silverado. I went all out and stole the WHOLE THING Turns out what I stole was a LR4 4.8L V8 with a 4L60E Then I found out you can put those in crappy old cars... like that S10 I stole. So I whipped out my thief gloves and started stealing roughly $3,000 worth of parts from online stores. ranging from Stainless steel short tube headers, Poly engine mounts, Aeromotive fuel pump, all the braided stainless steel line I would ever need... you know usual stuff kleptos steal. Then after like 6 months of collecting stuff at my super secret hide out I crammed said engine into the truck Skipping all the boring thief stuff and jumping up to last summer. I stole the rear end out of someones 2000 Ford Explorer XLT... which just so happen to be a 8.8 with 3.73 gears and a Limited slip diff.with 31-spline axles and even disk brakes! But to make it fit I had to steal some wheels off a 2007 Ford Escape. which have a really high offset so they sit under the bed still. Then later in the summer I stole a welder and like 100lbs worth of exhaust stuff and made my own exhaust since thieves can't pay to have the stuff professionally done (also shops don't like to work on stolen cars) Oh and maybe my favorite part... someone stole my stolen radio so I stole an amp and a Nexus 7 tablet and installed that in it's place When I have to run from the cops they never suspect my clapped out 23 year old stolen truck could be faster than a 5.7L Charger... __________________ Firm as cherries.