Why are men such silly freaks?

2up · 12-08-2008, 07:38 PM

Or, the alternate thread title could be "My life as a potential Jerry Springer episode."

The back story: My oldest daughter is dating a guy, he's 24, and he's a twin. I have yet to meet him but I have met 2 of his friends because they helped me move. Today I get a text from a number I don't know that just says "hi." 10 seconds later I get a text from my daughter telling me her boy's brother might be texting me. So I text back to random number, "hi Cassidy." My daughter calls and says Cassidy has decided that he wants to get to go out with me. Let's pretend I'm not married, albeit separated, but we are not dating other people. And yes, my husband is 14 years younger than me.

But still, why in the HELL would I want to date the twin brother of the guy my daughter is dating? Um, ICK! AND, more importantly, why would he want to date me??? Silly fucking freak.

Before anyone asks, he got my number from his brother's phone which my daughter used to call me when her phone died while she was at their house. And to add to the "fun" Cassidy's friends are now sending me friend's requests on myspace.

OK, seriuosly, I can not imagine a 24 year old girl hitting on her sister's, boyfriend's, dad. (That made my head hurt!) So guys, WTF? Why are you such a bunch of silly freaks?

Sixxxxer · 12-08-2008, 07:41 PM

Because then the Two brothers can say there datign the Mom and her Daughter

Its an Ego thing.

Dave · 12-08-2008, 07:43 PM

plus you are rather attractive.

Sixxxxer · 12-08-2008, 07:44 PM

Lol It isnt a Hard Combination to Figure out.

Everyone Wants a MILF!!

Dave · 12-08-2008, 07:44 PM

troof

2up · 12-08-2008, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

Because then the Two brothers can say there datign the Mom and her Daughter

Its an Ego thing.

But, but, EEEEWWWWWW!!!!

Must be the lack of testosterone in me that makes it impossible for me to understand!

Sixxxxer · 12-08-2008, 07:47 PM

In a womens Eyes I can see the Disate for it...Especially you beign a Mother.

But looking at it from a guys perspective...Its a Boyhood Fantasy to Nab a Mother Duaghter Combo.

Particle Man · 12-08-2008, 07:48 PM

how the eff can you have a daughter old enough to date?

2up · 12-08-2008, 07:49 PM

OK, let's just say I took one too many hits off the crack pipe and did go out with him (which will never ever happen in a million billion years) then what? The brother's sit around comparing notes about mom and daughter? Cassidy to Cody "Hey Cody, Michelle (me) likes to XYZ, does Lauren? (my daughter) ICK EW YUCK BLAH!!

Thanks for the compliment Dave.

But still, not only do I not want to be a Jerry Springer episode, I also don't want to be a porn movie "plot" inasmuch as porn has plots. EEEEEWWWWWWW!!

t-homo · 12-08-2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

Because then the Two brothers can say there datign the Mom and her Daughter

Its an Ego thing.

You haven't figured that out yet?

12-08-2008, 07:38 PM	#1
2up Waiting for Hello Kitty! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Arizona Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry. Posts: 810	Why are men such silly freaks? Or, the alternate thread title could be "My life as a potential Jerry Springer episode." The back story: My oldest daughter is dating a guy, he's 24, and he's a twin. I have yet to meet him but I have met 2 of his friends because they helped me move. Today I get a text from a number I don't know that just says "hi." 10 seconds later I get a text from my daughter telling me her boy's brother might be texting me. So I text back to random number, "hi Cassidy." My daughter calls and says Cassidy has decided that he wants to get to go out with me. Let's pretend I'm not married, albeit separated, but we are not dating other people. And yes, my husband is 14 years younger than me. But still, why in the HELL would I want to date the twin brother of the guy my daughter is dating? Um, ICK! AND, more importantly, why would he want to date me??? Silly fucking freak. Before anyone asks, he got my number from his brother's phone which my daughter used to call me when her phone died while she was at their house. And to add to the "fun" Cassidy's friends are now sending me friend's requests on myspace. OK, seriuosly, I can not imagine a 24 year old girl hitting on her sister's, boyfriend's, dad. (That made my head hurt!) So guys, WTF? Why are you such a bunch of silly freaks?

12-08-2008, 07:41 PM	#2
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	Because then the Two brothers can say there datign the Mom and her Daughter Its an Ego thing. __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

12-08-2008, 07:43 PM	#3
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	plus you are rather attractive. __________________ TWF Post whore #6

12-08-2008, 07:44 PM	#4
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	Lol It isnt a Hard Combination to Figure out. Everyone Wants a MILF!! __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

12-08-2008, 07:44 PM	#5
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	troof __________________ TWF Post whore #6

12-08-2008, 07:47 PM	#7
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	In a womens Eyes I can see the Disate for it...Especially you beign a Mother. But looking at it from a guys perspective...Its a Boyhood Fantasy to Nab a Mother Duaghter Combo. __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

12-08-2008, 07:48 PM	#8
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	how the eff can you have a daughter old enough to date? __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

12-08-2008, 07:49 PM	#9
2up Waiting for Hello Kitty! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Arizona Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry. Posts: 810	OK, let's just say I took one too many hits off the crack pipe and did go out with him (which will never ever happen in a million billion years) then what? The brother's sit around comparing notes about mom and daughter? Cassidy to Cody "Hey Cody, Michelle (me) likes to XYZ, does Lauren? (my daughter) ICK EW YUCK BLAH!! Thanks for the compliment Dave. But still, not only do I not want to be a Jerry Springer episode, I also don't want to be a porn movie "plot" inasmuch as porn has plots. EEEEEWWWWWWW!!

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