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Old 01-31-2009, 04:57 PM   #1
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Old 01-31-2009, 05:24 PM   #2
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Old 01-31-2009, 06:06 PM   #3
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Tell a hooker you want to pay her to model for you... make sure to have a camera... If you get busted, you were paying her to model... whether that modeling involves your dork in her butt is irrelevant...

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Old 01-31-2009, 06:27 PM   #4
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HAHA! I got a bachelor party tonight, I think I'm gonna use my free demonstration then
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:45 AM   #5
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Old 02-01-2009, 01:08 PM   #6
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Hahaha. Manswers is awesome but retarded all at once.
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Old 02-01-2009, 03:29 PM   #7
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Hahaha. Manswers is awesome but retarded all at once.
It's a crap shoot... 25% of the time it's awesome, 25% of the time there's half naked chicks, and the other 50% of the time it's gay.
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