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Old 03-11-2009, 09:30 AM   #11
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Old 03-11-2009, 11:53 AM   #12
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I gotta see this ad...where is it?
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Those things are awesome. We gave out the clap and syphilis last christmas.
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Old 03-11-2009, 12:12 PM   #13
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Oh yeah?

Well I have already been offered the job.

Ok, technically, Harry Tittfucher Jr. has been offered the job.

Unfortunately, I don't think the Reverand is right with the Lord, seeing as how he's asked me, er, Harry, to sign up for Yahoo instant messenger, and send him some banking info...

I'm afraid these Boobies must be smited.

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Old 03-11-2009, 12:21 PM   #14
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I mean the link... I wanted to pass it along to someone who is not on the board...
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Old 03-11-2009, 12:28 PM   #15
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I mean the link... I wanted to pass it along to someone who is not on the board...

Ha... OK.... Serve Your God some boobs
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Old 03-11-2009, 12:31 PM   #16
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What is it with the leaders of your fan club? Their always either killing people in your name, trying to take people's money in dishonest ways or trying to diddle the sons of your fan club. Buncha freaks.
In all honesty, the whole thing went to shit when we caught John the Baptist trying to drown people.

I guess we should have seen it coming, the guy was always losing his head...

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Old 03-11-2009, 03:19 PM   #18
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