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06-01-2009, 08:11 AM
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Canyon Carver
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Moto: Honda CBR 600, Yamaha Zuma 50, Suzuki SV1000
Posts: 395
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Local gangsta's new website!!
http://www.reallivestreetshit.com/
K, so this dude Jimmy Melvin and his family have been in a long-time feud with another racket of peeps, the Marriots. They periodically make it into the news due to failed murder attempts and altercations. They just can't seem to kill one another. I've been working when "Jimmy" has come into receive treatment for his various wounds. He's got a colostomy due to one gun shot wound and recently he was shot through the left arm and lost a spleen. They are taking a long time to kill one another. I dunno if they just can't shoot or what. I don't think they ever would have lasted this long if they lived elsewhere... or attended my junior high in Houston. He's actually quite cooperative when he comes in slightly damaged. He's kinda on a first name basis in our department. He's had 2 trauma team activations in 4 months. Oh, and you can join his facebook or follow him on twitter.  Check out the Real Live Street Shit teaser.... |
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06-01-2009, 08:13 AM
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CMDLINE
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Huntsville, AL
Moto: 2008 Black/Grey Hayabusa
Posts: 1,406
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always said peeps need some gun control.
if ya can't control your gun, you're not gonna be effective at what you're shootin' at. Spray and pray works great in video games.... but ya can't hit for shit IRL.
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06-01-2009, 08:15 AM
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TWFix Legend
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver CO
Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar
Posts: 15,677
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man... that's some hard core shit... a Gang leader with his own websited... G.A.N.G.S.T.A.
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06-01-2009, 08:27 AM
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CMDLINE
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Huntsville, AL
Moto: 2008 Black/Grey Hayabusa
Posts: 1,406
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nothin' says straight up Gangsta like "Jimmy Melvin." who the fuck named this assclown?
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06-01-2009, 08:28 AM
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
Posts: 11,150
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OK, so how do you fit "colostomy bag" into gangsta rap?
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06-01-2009, 09:17 AM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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when homie got shot in his colostomy bag..." JC
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06-01-2009, 09:33 AM
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
Posts: 11,150
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You may be on to something. Save that for when there are more gangstas in wheel chairs.
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06-01-2009, 09:56 AM
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Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
Moto: 2008 ZX6R
Posts: 4,891
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That makes me Laff
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06-01-2009, 10:49 AM
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Elitist
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area
Moto: Gix 750
Posts: 11,351
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gangstaz in halifax........yeah
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06-01-2009, 12:41 PM
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Guys... where *are* we?
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Carolina
Moto: SV650 Interstate, CX500 rat-bobber, whatever else runs.
Posts: 784
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'cuz gansta-ass gangstas got tweets
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