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Old 06-18-2009, 01:57 PM   #1
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Nice! Like sending a private to find a box of grid squares..
We send the new Airmen out to supply to get us 100yds of flightline. That or a can of dial tone (I'm comm).
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:59 PM   #2
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We send the new Airmen out to supply to get us 100yds of flightline. That or a can of dial tone (I'm comm).
Comm, huh? Tracy's AF friend is comm too.. I should text him and ask if he knows any other good noob pranks.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:02 PM   #3
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Im still giggling bout the 100yds of flightline...I can SO see that...
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:23 PM   #4
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In the Navy we send them to grease the relative bearing on the bridge, or to fetch a bucket of steam.

Personal favourite is when we take an old plum bob, tie some weak string to it. Tell the new guy it's a very expensive device used to test thermal layers in the water. He lowers it down over the side. It falls off. We convince him he just lost a 25,000 dollar sensor, and wait for the fun to unfold.
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:14 PM   #5
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In the Navy we send them to grease the relative bearing on the bridge, or to fetch a bucket of steam.
Or when you tell him to get into the barrel... Old Navy joke...

Anyway, I think that good natured work pranks are one thing but when someone comes to you for help... Hell, I just gave Derf some advice on modifying his muffler yesterday...
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:15 PM   #6
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In the Navy we send them to grease the relative bearing on the bridge, or to fetch a bucket of steam.

Personal favourite is when we take an old plum bob, tie some weak string to it. Tell the new guy it's a very expensive device used to test thermal layers in the water. He lowers it down over the side. It falls off. We convince him he just lost a 25,000 dollar sensor, and wait for the fun to unfold.
those are good ones
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:53 PM   #7
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Godsuki is a riot, I hope he gets the guy at the shop to go along with it!

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yuk, loud gets old quick
This guy's SOOO funny, he should have his own show! Or at least when he's 18.

Why'd you even copy that lame shot over here with Godsuki's stuff? That's like sending Pauly Shore on stage after George Carlin (RIP).
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