Post a Random FB Status From Your Friends

LeeNetworX · 12-10-2009, 11:05 AM

I'm SO fucking bored. Post a funny, odd, "WTF?" or interesting status message from one of your FB friends.

FEMALE: I will say I am proud of myself that I have certain standards now that I will not allow myself to be weak or "feel bad" for your situation...if you can't give me what I deserve, then it is not good enough...it amazes me still to see how some women think they have that "prize" and as someone once told me...he will never...

LeeNetworX · 12-10-2009, 11:10 AM

FEMALE: Good night, happy ending

Sean · 12-10-2009, 11:17 AM

CasterTroy · 12-10-2009, 11:21 AM

Female: Just heard a live commercial for a laser hair removal that said "average woman spends 63 hours a week shaving", I think they meant to say minutes. If you are spending 63 hours a week shaving your not a woman you are a Sasquatch

marko138 · 12-10-2009, 11:24 AM

Good thread idea.

Female: has no idea what happened to our mail. Put it in the mailbox...later saw the wind blew the mailbox lid open...went to shut it and saw no mail was in there...thought the mailman got it but then saw him coming to our street 30 minutes later...chased him down the road in my PJ's, socks, and messy bed head, only to find that he did not get our mail...it's not on the streets or the neighboring streets or yards...WHERE IS IT!!

LeeNetworX · 12-10-2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CasterTroy

Female: Just heard a live commercial for a laser hair removal that said "average woman spends 63 hours a week shaving", I think they meant to say minutes. If you are spending 63 hours a week shaving your not a woman you are a Sasquatch

azoomm · 12-10-2009, 11:28 AM

Male: Hugo Gunnar (GlennHoddlefootballGod)Hellström ett år idag!!!!!

Female: thinks her undramatic, predictable, idyllic life is just about perfect.

Mrs. Colleen · 12-10-2009, 11:29 AM

I am sharing mine.

Quote:

Three year old boy: Where is God? Me: Where do you think God it? Boy: She is at her home.

Some days I really love my job. This boy spent the next few minutes correcting everyone that said "he."

karl_1052 · 12-10-2009, 01:17 PM

Troy: I am coming out of the closet.

Zlicius:What do you get an 11 year old boy for christmas?
Karl: Would a Realdoll be inappropriate?

neebelung · 12-10-2009, 02:06 PM

FEMALE: Just had some crazy ass women call my cell phone like 50 times and then ask me why I was sleeping w her husband and letting him use my cell phone to call home? Really ?? And when I told her she had the wrong number she called me a cracker and hung up on me. Now she won't stop calling me. AHH...For the record.. I am NO...T sleeping w a married man but I am a cracker.

FEMALE (married): Sometimes I wish I'd just give it up and be gay. Men suck quite a bit.

MALE: With powers comparable to Wonderboy's!

12-10-2009, 11:05 AM	#1
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	Post a Random FB Status From Your Friends I'm SO fucking bored. Post a funny, odd, "WTF?" or interesting status message from one of your FB friends. FEMALE: I will say I am proud of myself that I have certain standards now that I will not allow myself to be weak or "feel bad" for your situation...if you can't give me what I deserve, then it is not good enough...it amazes me still to see how some women think they have that "prize" and as someone once told me...he will never...

12-10-2009, 11:21 AM	#4
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	Female: Just heard a live commercial for a laser hair removal that said "average woman spends 63 hours a week shaving", I think they meant to say minutes. If you are spending 63 hours a week shaving your not a woman you are a Sasquatch __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

12-10-2009, 11:28 AM	#7
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	Male: Hugo Gunnar (GlennHoddlefootballGod)Hellström ett år idag!!!!! Female: thinks her undramatic, predictable, idyllic life is just about perfect. __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

12-10-2009, 01:17 PM	#9
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	Troy: I am coming out of the closet. Zlicius:What do you get an 11 year old boy for christmas? Karl: Would a Realdoll be inappropriate? __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

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12-10-2009, 11:10 AM	#2
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	FEMALE: Good night, happy ending

12-10-2009, 11:17 AM	#3
Sean giggity Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: socal Moto: street, sumo & dirty Posts: 1,071

12-10-2009, 02:06 PM	#10
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	FEMALE: Just had some crazy ass women call my cell phone like 50 times and then ask me why I was sleeping w her husband and letting him use my cell phone to call home? Really ?? And when I told her she had the wrong number she called me a cracker and hung up on me. Now she won't stop calling me. AHH...For the record.. I am NO...T sleeping w a married man but I am a cracker. FEMALE (married): Sometimes I wish I'd just give it up and be gay. Men suck quite a bit. MALE: With powers comparable to Wonderboy's!