Texts From Last Night - part deux

[wildchild]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I submitted one but it never showed up. It was funny as hell.

I think some of them are true. The stupidity of college kids knows no bounds.

and what was this submission?

[CrazyKell]

Originally Posted by wildchild

and what was this submission?

"I work at the kind of place where if you need something moved a fraction of an inch you tell a guy to move it a cunt hair."

May not be funny to anyone else (as I'm sure the usual bitches will chime in) but it had me laughing so hard I spit diet coke out and prompted me to find this image:

[marko138]

(252):
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.