USPS: "We Care..."

OneSickPsycho · 02-19-2010, 09:01 PM

A picture is worth 1000 words...

This is how Kel's broken Ipod came to me... Torn out of the envelope which was sealed in a bag that talked about how USPS cares about the fact that they destroyed the package... and the item was missing. I called the number... "did you have insurance?... no?... go fuck yourself." Exactly what I expected.

Dave · 02-19-2010, 09:03 PM

dude wtf?! and i would have blurred that address. you've probably got gay porn on its way to your house right now

OneSickPsycho · 02-19-2010, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

dude wtf?! and i would have blurred that address. you've probably got gay porn on its way to your house right now

I would say it's not much different than having your address posted in the Yellow Pages... And if I did get gay porn, I would have the satisfaction of knowing that someone who's totally homophobic had to buy it just to send it to me cause the only person who would think to do that it someone who fears being called gay more than anything in the world. It really is the simple things in life...

Dave · 02-19-2010, 09:18 PM

true nuff.

askmrjesus · 02-19-2010, 09:18 PM

Not that I'm a huge fan of the USPS, but Kell's broken ipod is probably stuck in a sorting machine somewhere, fucking up other peoples mail.

In 'merca, you can't ship hard stuff like ipods, in girly greeting card envelopes, and expect them to survive.

JC

G-Rex · 02-19-2010, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Not that I'm a huge fan of the USPS, but Kell's broken ipod is probably stuck in a sorting machine somewhere, fucking up other peoples mail.

In 'merca, you can't ship hard stuff like ipods, in girly greeting card envelopes, and expect them to survive.

JC

Ding ding ding. You send anything that's *not* a letter in a small envelope like that, it will be returned. That's of course assuming that the sorting machine or the sorter didn't abscond with it first.

Homeslice · 02-19-2010, 09:21 PM

Yeah what up with ipods in envelopes?

CrazyKell · 02-19-2010, 09:23 PM

Hey! I liked the pretty envelope and it's purple not pink!!!!

Sorry buddy. Was hoping it would get there. I asked about sending it in that envelope and if I should put it in a different one and they assured me that it was okay like that.

I should've known...Canada Post is serviced by idiots!

BobTheBiker · 02-19-2010, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I would say it's not much different than having your address posted in the Yellow Pages... And if I did get gay porn, I would have the satisfaction of knowing that someone who's totally homophobic had to buy it just to send it to me cause the only person who would think to do that it someone who fears being called gay more than anything in the world. It really is the simple things in life...

OR its someone like me, who just wants to fuck with you and amuse myself some. btw you can expect some lovely goat porn sometime next week.

OneSickPsycho · 02-19-2010, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Not that I'm a huge fan of the USPS, but Kell's broken ipod is probably stuck in a sorting machine somewhere, fucking up other peoples mail.

In 'merca, you can't ship hard stuff like ipods, in girly greeting card envelopes, and expect them to survive.

JC

I could only hope it's fucking up someone else's mail. In fact, I think this situation has inspired me to start mailing all sorts of goofy shit just to fuck up the whole process... Sorta like that guy who flew his plane into the building yesterday... except without the anti-government diatribe and all the fire and stuff.

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Originally Posted by G-Rex

Ding ding ding. You send anything that's *not* a letter in a small envelope like that, it will be returned. That's of course assuming that the sorting machine or the sorter didn't abscond with it first.

They limit you to 1/4" thickness and 13oz... nothing else.

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Yeah what up with ipods in envelopes?

It was broken anyway...

02-19-2010, 09:01 PM	#1
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	USPS: "We Care..." A picture is worth 1000 words... This is how Kel's broken Ipod came to me... Torn out of the envelope which was sealed in a bag that talked about how USPS cares about the fact that they destroyed the package... and the item was missing. I called the number... "did you have insurance?... no?... go fuck yourself." Exactly what I expected.

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Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	dude wtf?! and i would have blurred that address. you've probably got gay porn on its way to your house right now __________________ TWF Post whore #6

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Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	true nuff. __________________ TWF Post whore #6

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askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Not that I'm a huge fan of the USPS, but Kell's broken ipod is probably stuck in a sorting machine somewhere, fucking up other peoples mail. In 'merca, you can't ship hard stuff like ipods, in girly greeting card envelopes, and expect them to survive. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

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02-19-2010, 09:21 PM	#7
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Yeah what up with ipods in envelopes?

02-19-2010, 09:23 PM	#8
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Hey! I liked the pretty envelope and it's purple not pink!!!! Sorry buddy. Was hoping it would get there. I asked about sending it in that envelope and if I should put it in a different one and they assured me that it was okay like that. I should've known...Canada Post is serviced by idiots!