Eating in Public - a ribbish thread

[CrazyKell]

So....I've never been completely comfortable eating in public.

I'm especially bad with foods that are messy (wings, corn on the cob, ribs, etc.).

I still cut the corn off the cob even at home but thankfully I can tell people it's due to my retainer.

So last night, while out to dinner, I was at a place that sells 200 cent beef ribs for wacky Wednesdays. I was intrigued.

I ordered one rib making my friends promise not to look at me.

It was so damn good I ordered another.

Hot damn are ribs ever good!!!! I might just have to face my fears just to go back to this place.

[karl_1052]

I will eat slop out of a trough in public.

I care little about what others think of me. I am happy if I am enjoying myself.

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by karl_1052

I will eat slop out of a trough in public.

I care little about what others think of me. I am happy if I am enjoying myself.

Anyone who has ever spent more than 20 seconds around me knows that the above is my philosophy about everything.

[goof2]

There isn't anything I'm going to do eating in public that I haven't topped getting shitfaced in public so I don't worry about it.

[OneSickPsycho]

Oh, here's a question... am I the only person on here that gets something on his shirt/pants EVERY fucking time I eat out?

Seriously... EVERY time... even at Joe's Crab Shack with the giant bibs.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

So....I've never been completely comfortable eating in public.

I'm especially bad with foods that are messy (wings, corn on the cob, ribs, etc.).

I still cut the corn off the cob even at home but thankfully I can tell people it's due to my retainer.

So last night, while out to dinner, I was at a place that sells 200 cent beef ribs for wacky Wednesdays. I was intrigued.

I ordered one rib making my friends promise not to look at me.

It was so damn good I ordered another.

Hot damn are ribs ever good!!!! I might just have to face my fears just to go back to this place.

I don't know what kind of diet you're on, but you look 20 years younger.

JC

[goof2]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Oh, here's a question... am I the only person on here that gets something on his shirt/pants EVERY fucking time I eat out?

Seriously... EVERY time... even at Joe's Crab Shack with the giant bibs.

Most food I'm OK with, but I'm guaranteed to drop a wing or a rib on myself, get spaghetti sauce on myself, and I've ruined a few pieces of clothing with drips of dipping butter for shellfish.

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I don't know what kind of diet you're on, but you look 20 years younger.

JC

It's the ribs, I tell ya.

Pork fat rules!

[njchopper87]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Oh, here's a question... am I the only person on here that gets something on his shirt/pants EVERY fucking time I eat out?

Seriously... EVERY time... even at Joe's Crab Shack with the giant bibs.

This happens to me often.. it's probably because I have a habit of sitting too far from the table.

I really don't care for eating sloppy food in general. I'm very lazy and the clean up is a hassle.

[Phenix_Rider]

Now I'm hungry for barbecue... Going to try this place tomorrow.
http://sweetlucys.com/