Dip disagreement

Amorok · 02-04-2011, 08:11 PM

So all day today I've been looking at some dip Ulu put in the crock pot. It looked like some kind of cheese something for this weekend and it's a huge batch. All day I've been hopeful but wary. Hopeful because I could tell it had a high likelihood of meaty, cheesyness, but distrustful and a little bitter. Because of the goddamn Rotel.

Rotel is a chili, tomatoe concoction that supposedly "makes ordinary dishes come alive with Southwestern flavor." What it makes dishes come alive with for me is what I'd imagine the flavor of a dead 17 year old Honduran prostitute's foot rot to be like. Now ordinarily I would agree with you when you said "Just don't eat it." Well, that doesn't work. You see, I'm married to a NoDak, and apparently that shit is like catnip for NoDaks. She puts it in everything, and I hate that shit more every time I'm unpleasantly surprised by it.

I haven't eaten and I'm fucking starving, and I'm staring at cheese dip that will make me want to stab a priest if I eat it. I'm seriously that enraged by it. Ten years ago she asked me to try Rotel, so I did and immediately informed her that I despise not only the Rotel, but the company that makes it and the families of their employees. And yet for the last ten years, every single time she's made any kind of dip, that garbage reappears. Seriously, GIVE IT A FUCKING REST.

So now I'm starving, staring at cheese dip that I now cannot eat. Given that I haven't eaten since six last night, it's making me a little pissed.

Tmall · 02-04-2011, 09:02 PM

Make yourself something manly and awesome to eat and don`t share.

Apoc · 02-04-2011, 09:26 PM

Ya. Pretty sure the stove/oven will turn on as easily for you as it does for her.

And why dont you tell her that its shit, instead of informing us. We cant do anything about it for you. You told her ten years ago, but did you ever think of telling her again? And making it clear that you hate the shit, and dont want it in your food?

Apoc · 02-04-2011, 09:29 PM

just googled it. If it tastes as gross as it looks, I wouldnt even allow it in my house.

Looks like puke mixed with shit.

TommyHotWheel · 02-04-2011, 09:32 PM

Man up...make bacon.

Cutty72 · 02-04-2011, 09:45 PM

Born and raised NoDak. Never had Rotel... ever.

Particle Man · 02-04-2011, 10:18 PM

Spike it with ghost peppers. Don't tell her.

Youtube.

Problem solved.

Adeptus_Minor · 02-04-2011, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TommyHotWheel

Man up...make bacon.

This.

dReWpY · 02-04-2011, 11:46 PM

I have to disagree,, Rotel is good in cheese dip

Adeptus_Minor · 02-04-2011, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy

I have to disagree,, Rotel is good in cheese dip

I had that growing up too and I don't mind it either.
It's just spicy diced tomatoes with some green chiles in there...jeez.

02-04-2011, 08:11 PM	#1
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Dip disagreement So all day today I've been looking at some dip Ulu put in the crock pot. It looked like some kind of cheese something for this weekend and it's a huge batch. All day I've been hopeful but wary. Hopeful because I could tell it had a high likelihood of meaty, cheesyness, but distrustful and a little bitter. Because of the goddamn Rotel. Rotel is a chili, tomatoe concoction that supposedly "makes ordinary dishes come alive with Southwestern flavor." What it makes dishes come alive with for me is what I'd imagine the flavor of a dead 17 year old Honduran prostitute's foot rot to be like. Now ordinarily I would agree with you when you said "Just don't eat it." Well, that doesn't work. You see, I'm married to a NoDak, and apparently that shit is like catnip for NoDaks. She puts it in everything, and I hate that shit more every time I'm unpleasantly surprised by it. I haven't eaten and I'm fucking starving, and I'm staring at cheese dip that will make me want to stab a priest if I eat it. I'm seriously that enraged by it. Ten years ago she asked me to try Rotel, so I did and immediately informed her that I despise not only the Rotel, but the company that makes it and the families of their employees. And yet for the last ten years, every single time she's made any kind of dip, that garbage reappears. Seriously, GIVE IT A FUCKING REST. So now I'm starving, staring at cheese dip that I now cannot eat. Given that I haven't eaten since six last night, it's making me a little pissed. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

02-04-2011, 09:26 PM	#3
Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	Ya. Pretty sure the stove/oven will turn on as easily for you as it does for her. And why dont you tell her that its shit, instead of informing us. We cant do anything about it for you. You told her ten years ago, but did you ever think of telling her again? And making it clear that you hate the shit, and dont want it in your food? __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

02-04-2011, 09:29 PM	#4
Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	just googled it. If it tastes as gross as it looks, I wouldnt even allow it in my house. Looks like puke mixed with shit. __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

02-04-2011, 09:32 PM	#5
TommyHotWheel Imported from Detroit Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2001 Suzuki TL1000R Posts: 989	Man up...make bacon. __________________ Cry Havok! And let slip the hogs of war!

02-04-2011, 10:18 PM	#7
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Spike it with ghost peppers. Don't tell her. Youtube. Problem solved. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

02-04-2011, 09:02 PM	#2
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Make yourself something manly and awesome to eat and don`t share.

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