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Old 03-30-2011, 10:25 AM   #1
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its a true story of hope. it can teach children that there is someone special for all of us.
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Old 03-30-2011, 10:54 AM   #2
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Ok. Fattie was dependant on OTHER people for food. Why the heck didn't they cut his rations?
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Old 03-30-2011, 10:58 AM   #3
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you would think once youre so fat youre fused to the chair that there might be a problem.
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Old 03-30-2011, 02:20 PM   #4
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How did he manage to snag and keep a girlfriend??
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Old 03-30-2011, 02:23 PM   #5
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How did he manage to snag and keep a girlfriend??
She liked fat dudes I guess
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Old 03-30-2011, 02:52 PM   #6
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How did he manage to snag and keep a girlfriend??
He caught her trying to release han solo from the carbonite
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Old 03-30-2011, 02:54 PM   #7
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Probably some crazy bitch that has been cheated on a bunch and thought some fat dude that doesn't leave the chair would mean security.
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:31 PM   #8
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Probably some crazy bitch that has been cheated on a bunch and thought some fat dude that doesn't leave the chair would mean security.
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Old 03-30-2011, 03:36 PM   #9
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Leg irons and a roofie the size of a Buick.
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:10 PM   #10
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