Hey APOC

[derf]

I just got your avatar. that is a hilarious use of geekiness

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by derf

I just got your avatar. that is a hilarious use of geekiness

Came from here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

Came from here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326

I love that board. I have a new troll home now.

[Method]

I'm still trying to figure out if that board is satire of of the people there are actually serious... I'm starting to think it's the latter.

[Method]

Those people are bat shit fucking crazy.

Holy hell.

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by Method

Those people are bat shit fucking crazy.

Holy hell.

Sounds fun

[derf]

Originally Posted by Method

Those people are bat shit fucking crazy.

Holy hell.

yeh no shit. I took 5 minutes to fan the flames a bit

even used a crappy play on my own name der fan man

I am sooooooo glad I found this forum and this thread. This is the story of my life, my trials and tribulations. First let me please share my story.

I was a gamer. I played video games they were my god. Games like portal helped me to the edge of the greatest cliff facing directly at hell and I was pushing myself off. I was so close I could feel the corns on my feet getting warmer and warmer with every step I took in every day. Satan had his hands on me and was dragging me around by the cock like the dirty little slut that I was. Portal and all its heathen evilness was Satans tool while he tempted me with the evils the world has to offer, like a pedophile dangling an anal fisting fetish magazine in front of 13 year old boy who just had his first wet dream.

After playing Portal almost non stop, 22 hours a day for 4 months straight trying to master the advanced portal tecniques, like using multiple portals to gain extra jumping distance or even looping the portals to put myself in a mega death fall. I died way too many times for any one person to handle, when we all know that the lord our Savior, the man, the myth, the legend, Jesus himself is the only person to ever have risen from the dead. I had corrupted my brain, poisened my body and sold my soul to valve (through steam) for $39.99.

It got so bad that I was worshipping those evil little companion cubes. I should have been bowing down at the feet of the life sized baby Jesus statue I have in my living room. It got so bad for me that I was using an apperature to shove companion cubes up my anus for fun. Those companion cubes are much like jerk chicken, they hurt going in and coming out. I even went so far as to buy myself a small pet monket and made small little puzzle traps for him so that I could try and recreate myself as GLaDOS. I loved that monkey and those companion cubes.

Then there is the small matter of cake. I made all kinds of cake to prove to myself that cake is not a lie, these are some of the better cakes I have made: Bridal Butter Pecan, Devil’s Food Delight, Fancy French Vanilla, Golden Buttery Yellow, Lovely Lemon, Half & Half (1/2 choc. & 1/2 vanilla), Ooh La-La Orange, Pistachio Paradise, Red Velvet Dream, Strawberry Sensation, Wedding White, German Chocolate, Coconut Crush, Manlove Cum Cake Banana Bonanza, and Butter Recipe Fudge. I loved to pack them full of the fudge.

Anyway, after I was lead astray by the evils of the portals I found god, the lord my savior, the master of the universe, the king of all kings who makes real kings look like princes anf court jesters in the court of the lord the one true god of gods. Once I found jesus I stopped the evils in my life, pulled the companion cubes out of my ass, and let my monkey go free.

And now I am saved.

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by derf

yeh no shit. I took 5 minutes to fan the flames a bit

even used a crappy play on my own name der fan man

Holy fuck- I'm dying here

[Method]

Aaaaand even better now that it's actually confirmed satirical. They had me for a while lol.

Scroll to the bottom and highlight the text noted: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

ETA: Derf that is genius!!

[derf]

Originally Posted by Method

Aaaaand even better now that it's actually confirmed satirical. They had me for a while lol.

Scroll to the bottom and highlight the text noted: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

damn, that ruined it