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Old 06-27-2008, 10:19 AM   #1
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Some broad smacked my face last night. HILARIOUS!
You shouldn't have had your face between her tits then.
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:21 AM   #2
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You shouldn't have had your face between her tits then.
She was walking with a new Ensign (O1 in the Navy). They were behind us and I heard her call us fags so I turned around and delivered an awesome verbal abuse session 6 inches from her face, made her cry and shit. I called her everything short of cunt. It was remarkable. Good times had by all.
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She was walking with a new Ensign (O1 in the Navy). They were behind us and I heard her call us fags so I turned around and delivered an awesome verbal abuse session 6 inches from her face, made her cry and shit. I called her everything short of cunt. It was remarkable. Good times had by all.
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:27 AM   #4
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I'm not really proud of it but that girl needed to hear that shit, the ignorant bitch. I think she smacked me shortly after I called her that. It was cool having an officer appologizing repeatedly to me though.
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:33 AM   #5
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I'm not really proud of it but that girl needed to hear that shit, the ignorant bitch. I think she smacked me shortly after I called her that. It was cool having an officer appologizing repeatedly to me though.
she straight up just called you a fag? for no reason? she deserved whatever self esteem crushing comments you delivered her way.

on a similar note, me and my friend were out carousing the other night. We were walking back to his apartment, and just stumbling around. I said something about getting head in the middle of the street stopping traffic, and he called me a fag. I punched him square in the eye, and laughed at him. While i was laughing he punched me right in the cheek. And then we both laughed. The people filing out of the bar behind us couldnt figure out what the hell was going on.
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:36 AM   #6
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Not straight up to our faces, but we (ceo, my buddy and I) were walking around, probably being loud, and I heard her say fags or some shit, so I just blew up on her. It was funny, I got to know her guy a little bit, get a little history and then I blew up on her. If there were TV cameras there, I would've won some type of award soon after.
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Not straight up to our faces, but we (ceo, my buddy and I) were walking around, probably being loud, and I heard her say fags or some shit, so I just blew up on her. It was funny, I got to know her guy a little bit, get a little history and then I blew up on her. If there were TV cameras there, I would've won some type of award soon after.
the type of award that you have to go back to court to receive? or the type of "action news 5 humanitarian of the year" award?
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:01 PM   #8
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Some broad smacked my face last night. HILARIOUS!
That was awesome. Dumb bitch. Then she ran away down nthe street.

Did your buddy nail that waitress or what?

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but we (ceo, my buddy and I) were walking around, probably being loud
There is no probably about it. We were fuckin tanked.

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