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11-28-2008, 10:05 AM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
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Wait a second. I just caught on. We have DRAMA!!!!
  A question for the ladies. If I can find a roofie that lasts 2 months and can convince a female to marry me. Would there be a problem with my dog being my Best Man? He's black and white and already looks like he has a suite on.
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11-28-2008, 02:27 PM
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Meh
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South FL
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My cousin just got married this summer and he has always been a comic book nerd; so much that he wanted it to be part of his wedding. It was a totally typical wedding made just for the bride, but they hired a guy to wear a Spiderman costume and attend the wedding. He sat in the front row. |
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11-28-2008, 02:48 PM
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Clit Commander
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Las Vegas
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11-28-2008, 03:19 PM
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Ride Me Baby....
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Naperville, IL
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Have fun at the wedding. You have had enough advance notice where you can reschedule any plans that would have come up for that weekend.
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11-28-2008, 03:39 PM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
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But I don't understand why people make such big deals out of weddings. Half end in divorce anyways which means when they do remarry for the 2nd-10th time you have to buy them more crap. Now here is a wedding I'd attend even if I had no clue who the people involved where. Saw them rolling at Deal's Gap a while back. 
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11-28-2008, 03:39 PM
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Sham WOW
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
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Vicki.. what the hell do you see in this guy?
 I think if anything *you* should cut your losses and go have fun at the wedding.  I jest... sort of. Dude's being a whiny little bitch. STFU already, will ya, Jarvis? Jesus H. Christ... some people's kids.
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11-28-2008, 03:43 PM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600-
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hahahahahahahaha You tell him, girl
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11-28-2008, 03:50 PM
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Where to next?
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: OK to the C
Moto: TL1000R, Hayabusa, R1150RT
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Jarvis Jarvis Jarvis....
You, sir, have already messed up. If you didn't want to go, you should have kept that information to yourself and worked it out at the proper time. You've been with her for 3 years? You know what, relationships are a two way street, and at this point, you're not keeping up your end of the bargain very well. You are screwing yourself long term. Sometimes you do what you have to do to make your girl happy, regardless of whether you want or not. Not all the time, or every time, but those moments do exist. Weddings are one of those things, so find your suit and have fun.
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11-28-2008, 03:58 PM
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
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More than half of marriages end up in divorce. People who get divorced are far more likely than average to get remarried, then divorced again. This means that more than half of the people who get married do not get divorced 
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11-28-2008, 05:03 PM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
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For the OP do you see what happens when you let them out of the kitchen. 
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