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Old 04-28-2010, 03:06 PM   #11
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Glad it wasn't this guy.

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Old 04-28-2010, 03:14 PM   #12
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I think it would be safe to ride to this guy's funeral. lolz
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:18 PM   #13
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Glad it wasn't this guy.

Where is he keeping his license, registration and insurance cards?

Don't even want to know where the cell phone is.
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:20 PM   #14
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I think it would be safe to ride to this guy's funeral. lolz
Can't pack your piece though. lol
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:22 PM   #15
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Whats nasty is how the body parts are gonna have to be moved to get him in the box.
They aren't. they are going to rev the bike up and make him do a jump through a flamin hoop while covered in gasoline, so he will be cremated.
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:26 PM   #16
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They aren't. they are going to rev the bike up and make him do a jump through a flamin hoop while covered in gasoline, so he will be cremated.
now thats the way i want to go out
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:54 PM   #17
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Old 04-28-2010, 05:51 PM   #18
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They aren't. they are going to rev the bike up and make him do a jump through a flamin hoop while covered in gasoline, so he will be cremated.
WIN!! So I can do this and still be cremated!!!
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Old 04-28-2010, 08:05 PM   #19
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That funeral home looks the the corner laundromat. How did they get him to stay up like that?
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Old 04-28-2010, 08:15 PM   #20
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That funeral home looks the the corner laundromat. How did they get him to stay up like that?
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