Pet ferret eats off 7 fingers of a 4 month old... - Page 2

101lifts2 · 02-10-2011, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

I'm wondering if that ferret might have been part pit bull....

Yeah no shit.

And I could see how this went down...Both parents are sleeping, kid starts screaming, 30 seconds later they both wake up and are saying to each other...go check on the baby...no you go check on the baby I gotta work tomorrow. This goes on for a few minutes. They go to his room to find out the animal is feasting on finger number 7. Procrastinators.

Homeslice · 02-11-2011, 12:59 AM

Damn.......to grow up with only 3 fingers.......that's fucked up

Adeptus_Minor · 02-11-2011, 01:51 AM

I knew I was right to never trust ferrets.

z06boy · 02-11-2011, 10:45 AM

Dayum !! Agree about keeping the Ferret in a cage when you're not playing with it or whatever the fvck you do with a Ferret. The parents do need to be locked up but then this poor kid already missing 7 fingers grows up with no parents. What a messed up situation...geez.

Leave the Pitbulls and Pythons out of it...they didn't do anything...this time.

Apoc · 02-11-2011, 11:52 AM

Perhaps it was an accident and the ferret escaped its cage?

Still fucking crazy though, I feel horrible for the poor child

z06boy · 02-11-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

Perhaps it was an accident and the ferret escaped its cage?

True

Dave · 02-11-2011, 11:59 AM

Which three? Might still be enough to jerk off and that's really all you need

Amber Lamps · 02-11-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Which three? Might still be enough to jerk off and that's really all you need

Um that may be all that YOU need....., and you only need three to bowl...the kid could rule as a pro bowler some day!

If he's REALLY lucky, it's these three...

Dave · 02-11-2011, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Um that may be all that YOU need....., and you only need three to bowl...the kid could rule as a pro bowler some day!

If he's REALLY lucky, it's these three...

I get no complaints. Remember those grand prix ads with the eskimos? Yeah its like that

Amber Lamps · 02-11-2011, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

I get no complaints. Remember those grand prix ads with the eskimos? Yeah its like that

Well as long as you keep sprinkling lemon juice on her tampons you won't...

02-11-2011, 01:51 AM	#13
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	I knew I was right to never trust ferrets. __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

02-11-2011, 11:52 AM	#15
Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	Perhaps it was an accident and the ferret escaped its cage? Still fucking crazy though, I feel horrible for the poor child __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

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02-11-2011, 12:59 AM	#12
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Damn.......to grow up with only 3 fingers.......that's fucked up

02-11-2011, 10:45 AM	#14
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Dayum !! Agree about keeping the Ferret in a cage when you're not playing with it or whatever the fvck you do with a Ferret. The parents do need to be locked up but then this poor kid already missing 7 fingers grows up with no parents. What a messed up situation...geez. Leave the Pitbulls and Pythons out of it...they didn't do anything...this time.

02-11-2011, 11:59 AM	#17
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Which three? Might still be enough to jerk off and that's really all you need