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Old 09-24-2009, 08:14 PM   #1
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Both my kids breast fed, my daughter only lasted 2 weeks before she gave up, the boy stayed almost 6 months then we made him stop.
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:39 PM   #2
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Both my kids breast fed, my daughter only lasted 2 weeks before she gave up, the boy stayed almost 6 months then we made him stop.
Shit I'm still trying to get milk out of those fuckers!!!
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:45 PM   #3
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It took a co-worker 3 times under the knife to get it right. Every time his count went up afterwards. On the last trip the Doctor told him, "If this doesn't work then you must have some 3rd nut hidden in there...So dont come back"
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Old 09-25-2009, 08:59 AM   #4
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Ed, you need a new camera, check out my D90 review.

In other news....mmmmmm....breast milk.
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Old 09-25-2009, 08:56 PM   #5
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Shit I'm still trying to get milk out of those fuckers!!!
Hell I've been spending my entire life trying to get back into the womb. You spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.

I wish there was a way I could fire blanks for now and reverse it for one day.
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Old 09-26-2009, 03:32 AM   #6
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Hell I've been spending my entire life trying to get back into the womb. You spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.

I wish there was a way I could fire blanks for now and reverse it for one day.
Dude just freeze some of your seed! Besides, they can "extract" some of your boys when the time comes and artificially inseminate your wife. I know that it doesn't sound "romantic".. I'm with Zo6, getting fixed was the best decision that I've ever made!
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:28 PM   #7
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K, got the procedure done at 8ish this morn. there was some needle sticking pain and some discomfort during the proc. i took 3 advil as soon as i got home.

it's 11:30 now and it doesn't really hurt.

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Old 09-25-2009, 12:58 PM   #8
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K, got the procedure done at 8ish this morn. there was some needle sticking pain and some discomfort during the proc. i took 3 advil as soon as i got home.

it's 11:30 now and it doesn't really hurt.

cool. Now stop talking about your balls, I'm trying to eat lunch.
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Old 09-25-2009, 01:20 PM   #9
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K, got the procedure done at 8ish this morn. there was some needle sticking pain and some discomfort during the proc. i took 3 advil as soon as i got home.

it's 11:30 now and it doesn't really hurt.

Fire off some knuckle children as a test.
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Old 09-25-2009, 01:24 PM   #10
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Fire off some knuckle children as a test.
Actually you are supposed to do that anyway after the procedure. The more you do it, the faster you will be come sterile. It can take up to 6 weeks before you are "swimmer free".
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