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Old 03-04-2010, 05:08 PM   #21
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LMAO. A girl in my high school wrecked her car eating a bowl of cereal on the way one morning. A bowl of cereal!? milk and everything.
People are fucking weird man.

Strangest thing ever thrown at me from a car, while I was on my bike?

Cup of Coffee.

With a saucer.

Who the fuck drives around drinking coffee from a porcelain cup with a saucer?

Crazy people, that's who.

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Old 03-04-2010, 05:27 PM   #22
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People are fucking weird man.

Strangest thing ever thrown at me from a car, while I was on my bike?

Cup of Coffee.

With a saucer.

Who the fuck drives around drinking coffee from a porcelain cup with a saucer?

Crazy people, that's who.

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I think the stranger question here is, why did they throw it at you. THats a perfectly good way to ruin a dish set.
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:36 PM   #23
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The third most common language spoken in Florida is Qubecois.
And the 4th is English..
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Old 03-04-2010, 06:41 PM   #24
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Old 03-04-2010, 07:13 PM   #25
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People are fucking weird man.

Strangest thing ever thrown at me from a car, while I was on my bike?

Cup of Coffee.

With a saucer.

Who the fuck drives around drinking coffee from a porcelain cup with a saucer?

Crazy people, that's who.

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I had someone chuck CDs at me. The dude leaned out the window and threw them like they were frisbees, i just peeled way in front of the guy and he stopped
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:20 AM   #26
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No Quebec plates?

I fuckin moving to FL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tonnnns of Quecbec plates here. Luckily they're just passin thru on the interstate - probably headed to south FL.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:26 AM   #27
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Tonnnns of Quecbec plates here. Luckily they're just passin thru on the interstate - probably headed to south FL.
Karl really isn't THAT put out by Quebec plates. Just ask him where the strip joints that he goes to are
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:37 PM   #28
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Karl really isn't THAT put out by Quebec plates. Just ask him where the strip joints that he goes to are
Those parking lots are full of Ontario plates.

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Old 03-05-2010, 12:40 PM   #29
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Karl really isn't THAT put out by Quebec plates. Just ask him where the strip joints that he goes to are
I dont think quebecers drive in quebec. They are too busy fucking up the flow of traffic everywhere else.

POS separatist bastards!
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Old 03-06-2010, 02:40 PM   #30
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Florida drivers = Fail. I'd seriously donate money to adding a "Florida" lane that went through the states and into florida. They can be 4' wider on each side, have rubber padding on the gaurd railes, speed limit of 30mph and we'll cut it in a straight line, similar to the distance/drive maps you see on maps.

I see a ton of NY, Florida, Illinois, and Conneticut tags in Atlanta (More Cali in the suburbs). Out of state plates make up at least 1/3 of my apartment complex and probably 3/4 have out of state collegic stickers on the back of their car (or Emory which is basically out of state). I'm convinced that the reputable "shitty" Atlanta drivers are from the North (and Florida).

My favorite drivers are North Carolina drivers. I don't know what it is, but driving in North Carolina very nice.
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