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Old 02-06-2009, 07:57 PM   #21
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english i think, at least from her terminology. expensive booty call
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:00 PM   #22
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english i think, at least from her terminology. expensive booty call
True. Maybe I'll wait for her Canadian tour.

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Old 02-06-2009, 08:02 PM   #23
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troof, shes gotta run out of dudes over there eventually

*edit out of a little bad math it at a rate of a different guy every day it would take her approximtely 200 years to pork her way out of great britain
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:20 PM   #24
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troof, shes gotta run out of dudes over there eventually

*edit out of a little bad math it at a rate of a different guy every day it would take her approximtely 200 years to pork her way out of great britain
See checks them out online first so many are knocked off the list. Then its only the ones she finds on out of the ones that look for sex on the three sites she uses at this time. So she could be done in 2-10 years. And everyone needs a vacation. Canada is as good as any other place to lay on your back and have a good time.

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Old 02-06-2009, 08:22 PM   #25
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See checks them out online first so many are knocked off the list. Then its only the ones she finds on out of the ones that look for sex on the three sites she uses at this time. So she could be done in 2-10 years. And everyone needs a vacation. Canada is as good as any other place to lay on your back and have a good time.

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Meh...Canada's too cold for too long. However, it makes for good "cuddy buddy" weather.
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Meh...Canada's too cold for too long. However, it makes for good "cuddy buddy" weather.
I can keep it warm all winter long.

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Call her my cuddy buddy

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Old 02-06-2009, 09:05 PM   #28
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I'm huge on one night stands. I like to do it more. I am always better the third time, or at least thats what I tell them. I would rather a few women to have booty calls a few hundred times rather then have a few hundred once.

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