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Old 01-14-2010, 10:00 AM   #41
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The Duke was a real life pussy anyway. Instead of actually serving his country like his peers, he went and acted tough in the movie. He couldn't handle a 9mm much less a real man's .454 handgun.
This I agree with. When you think about, The Duke is probably partly responsible for getting a lot of people killed.

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At least it takes balls and muscles to handle the .454 unlike the .45ACP where even the weakest motherfuckers can use. The .45ACP are for the small dicks who need something to compensate but ain't man enough to use real man's magnum calibers.
Dude, whatever. I'll have 10 rounds in your ass before you can get that Brazilian scrap heap unhitched from your pack mule. Come on, you actually carry that fucking bazooka around with you?

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BTW, he used the M1 carbine and M1 Garand in Sands of Iwo Jima, M16 in The Green Berets, .38 Special revolver in Flying Leather Necks and nothing in In Harm's Way.
You know, it turns out you may be correct. I can't find any reference to the Duke using a .45 in a film, except for the Mac-10 he used in "McQ", which may or may not have been the .45 version.

The Duke is now on the list of people who are dead to me. Fuck that guy.

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Old 01-14-2010, 12:29 PM   #42
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Dude, whatever. I'll have 10 rounds in your ass before you can get that Brazilian scrap heap unhitched from your pack mule. Come on, you actually carry that fucking bazooka around with you?
Ten rounds of what? Pussy ass underpowered faggot bullets? I'll be lobbing heavy artillery rounds from three hundred yards away while drinking a Corona beer with a Mexican hooker sucking me off on a lounge chair.

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You know, it turns out you may be correct. I can't find any reference to the Duke using a .45 in a film, except for the Mac-10 he used in "McQ", which may or may not have been the .45 version.
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It was a 9mm version. You can tell from the magazine.
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Old 01-14-2010, 12:37 PM   #43
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Ten rounds of what? Pussy ass underpowered faggot bullets?
So you wouldn't mind standing in front of one, right?

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I'll be lobbing heavy artillery rounds from three hundred yards away while drinking a Corona beer with a Mexican hooker sucking me off on a lounge chair.
Corona? Even the Mexicans won't drink that shit. At least we know your poor taste isn't just limited to pistol calibers...

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It was a 9mm version. You can tell from the magazine.
Like I said, Dead To Me.

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Old 01-14-2010, 12:47 PM   #44
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This thread was amusing and then, suddenly, all the goodness was blocked by someone's massive epeen.
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Old 01-14-2010, 02:04 PM   #45
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This thread was amusing and then, suddenly, all the goodness was blocked by someone's massive epeen.
Where's that smiley when you need it??
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Old 01-14-2010, 04:27 PM   #46
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I like the "if I was expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle" quote. If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'... and shooting an M4 with a CCO (sans magnification) is almost like cheating. I still want to fire with an ACOG, but I haven't sweet talked my armor into letting me swap yet.
I prefer the CCO. The ACOG is ok if you are the SDM, but the 3X mag sucks in close quarters. Also, you can't use the BIS with it.

CCO is good to 500 yards, which is the effective range of an M4 anyway.
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Old 01-14-2010, 04:44 PM   #47
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I'm down with OPP as long as it's COD and I'm not gettin STD's
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Old 01-14-2010, 04:47 PM   #48
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I'm down with OPP as long as it's COD and I'm not gettin STD's


Yeah, I didn't understand any of that shit either.

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Old 01-14-2010, 04:48 PM   #49
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I'm down with OPP as long as it's COD and I'm not gettin STD's
Too many acronyms for ya?

CCO = Close Combat Optic
ACOG = Advanced Combat Optical Gunsight
SDM = Squad Designated Marksman
3X mag = Magnification 3 times normal
BIS = Back-up Iron Sights.
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3X mag = Magnification 3 times normal
I hope when the TSA starts using that full body scanner they have a 3X Mag version for guys like me that use that wimpy 9mm
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