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Old 05-08-2009, 02:14 AM   #41
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Leave it to Leon to get straight to the point!! hahaha
I just saw that. And it's where car pranks end up anyways so why not cut to the chase?

It's like joking around with mama jokes with your friends. You say somehting funny they say something funny back and then one of you crosses the line and next thing you know you are pounding each other in the face.
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:45 AM   #42
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I did this to a friend after he started dating a prude. I put it on the passenger door, knowing he wouldn't know it was there until SHE saw it. REALLY funny. But, kind of expensive
Why expensive, he wouldn't give it back?

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Old 05-08-2009, 10:03 AM   #43
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Hope you see this before you leave work, I never got around to posting it the last few days. Get a wire and two alligator clamps and connect their horn to the blinker wire. This way, any time that they turn on their blinker their horn will honk on and off when its flashing. I did it to a friend's car during high school, and didn't tell them till a week later when the dealership told him his car was a mystery.
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:24 PM   #44
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I have a great one.

All you need is this:

Applied liberally about the interior of the car
And one of these:

Leave one window open enough to run the hose in and let her rip for about 20-30 minutes.
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Old 05-09-2009, 12:06 AM   #45
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Old 05-09-2009, 03:10 PM   #46
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You do realize that trying to jump the horn circuit to the flasher/stoplamp etc. isn't that easy unless you have the wiring schematic....If it a GM I can get you one. lol and I'll tell you were to do it.
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Old 05-09-2009, 03:15 PM   #47
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zipties on the driveshaft for super annoying sounds that take awhile to figure out
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Old 05-09-2009, 05:54 PM   #48
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You do realize that trying to jump the horn circuit to the flasher/stoplamp etc. isn't that easy unless you have the wiring schematic....If it a GM I can get you one. lol and I'll tell you were to do it.
It wasn't that hard to figure out. The three of us that did it were in the Electronics Technology class 3 hours a day, 5 days a week for junior and senior year of high school. I was fixing tv's by the end of the first year.
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Old 05-13-2009, 04:13 PM   #49
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a pound of wheel weight on one wheel of the car (cqar will bounce likwe it has hydraulics).

clear packing tape over the intake (car will run like shit if it even runs)

wire up a 2nd radio and hide it behind the dashboard and leave it on talk radio

a few coke bottles 0f oil hidden on the exaust so it melts and starts to pour oil and smoke when it gets hot.

tape the seat slider handle in the up position so when the driver sits down he slides back
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Old 05-13-2009, 04:28 PM   #50
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There were 2 couples we knew that were always gettin' each other. After the guy from one couple stayed the night with the other couple and took a shit in their cat's catbox they got him back when they went on a road trip to go skiing.

When he was out and about, they replaced his lic. plate frame with one they had made that said, "I'd rather be taking it in the rear".

He didn't notice it for well over 3 weeks.
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