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Old 01-17-2010, 07:46 PM   #81
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I'm curious how his jerkin to porn felt like betrayal to you, when you openly speak of using your BOB? Aren't they both just a means to an end, a tool to aid in getting yourself off? No conversation, no emotion, just self gratification?
I have had this discussion before with people that are like this. It's more of a self conscience thing. jerkin off without porn or BOB is not another partner. Looking at other women naked would bring someone else in even if it is just visually.
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:00 PM   #82
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I think one needs to listen to him more (sexually), and stop directing how the game is played...or this will not end well.
I think it might already be there, both parties just don't know the elephant is in the room....
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:10 PM   #83
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Here's a fix, it's radical, but radical surgery is warranted if it saves the patient:

If you want to involve him in this exploration of your sexuality, and maybe patch things up a bit in the process, you can try sharing some pics of you enjoying your man's penis. This says to all concerned: "you can look at my tits, but at the end of the day, this is my man's cock". Any man likes having his woman's beauty appreciated, as it confirms his good taste , and if he walks off with the maiden at the end of the story, he is king.

After you have involved him in this bit of play, however...for long term happiness, I would advise you to pursue more shared "activities" at home, and involve others less, as an ultimate goal.
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:11 PM   #84
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I think it might already be there, both parties just don't know the elephant is in the room....
Nobody here gives a shit about elephants. WTF are you talking about elephants, we are discussing pictures that have yet to be posted!!!
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:14 PM   #85
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:15 PM   #86
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See: Steely Dan (guessing here).
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:16 PM   #87
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If you want to involve him in this exploration of your sexuality, and maybe patch things up a bit in the process, you can try sharing some pics of you enjoying your man's penis. This says to all concerned: "you can look at my tits, but at the end of the day, this is my man's cock". Any man likes having his woman's beauty appreciated, as it confirms his good taste , and if he walks off with the maiden at the end of the story, he is king.
Nah...
"You can look at my tits and imagine this is your cock I'm goin down on"

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This thread is downright frustrating without pics.
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:17 PM   #89
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What I said.
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:19 PM   #90
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What I said.
yeah I didn't see yours till after mine posted.
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