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12-03-2010, 09:27 AM
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
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With Winter almost here....
... I thought that I'd help you Americans to understand how things work up here.
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) · Californians shiver uncontrollably. · Canadians plant gardens. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) · Italian Cars won't start · Canadians drive with the windows down 32° Fahrenheit (0° C) · American water freezes · Canadian water gets thicker. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) · New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. · Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) · Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. · Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C) · Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice. · Canadians pull down their earflaps. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) · Ethyl alcohol freezes. · Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg -459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C) · Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. · Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) · Hell freezes over. · The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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12-03-2010, 09:30 AM
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For Science. You Monster.
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Funny thing is, the first 4 are pretty much true.
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12-03-2010, 09:33 AM
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12-03-2010, 09:38 AM
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Nomadic Tribesman
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12-03-2010, 09:40 AM
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For Science. You Monster.
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12-03-2010, 09:45 AM
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Nomadic Tribesman
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12-03-2010, 10:00 AM
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For Science. You Monster.
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Sinner...
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12-03-2010, 10:05 AM
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12-03-2010, 10:07 AM
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For Science. You Monster.
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12-03-2010, 10:09 AM
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Nomadic Tribesman
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I was a cub scout, at the time, and they brought in members of the '72 Canada/Russia series team for the renaming.
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