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RACER X · 10-02-2012, 02:01 PM

Recognizing the colour scheme as China Airlines Airbus 787, I called their Public Relations department for an explanation. Unsurprisingly this picture is not unknown to them, and the sent me the press release that they had prepared: China Airlines is a proud corporate sponsor of the panda snactuary at Cheng Du and was happy to help out recently with the transfer of a young panda cub to a zoo in the United States of America. After extensive consultation with the Sanctury's veterinary staff it was concluded that the importance of the panda cub precluded it from traveling in the hold of the aircraft, where attending to its needs would be difficult. Thus China Airlines agreed to donate seats in its Business Traveler First cabin for the panda cub named Squee Squee and his carer, Fu Jiang Lang, seen here sitting in the window seat. In the interests of hygiene Squee Squee wore a plastic nappy to take care of pandapoop during the flight. We are happy to report that Squee Squee arrived rested and relaxed after his 14-hour flight, and is settling into his new home well. During the flight we can report that he didn't watch any of the flight movies as we couldn't find a headset big enough for him. He did order the bamboo from catering menu, with a side of bamboo, and bamboo mousse for desert.

RACER X · 10-02-2012, 02:05 PM

i think the Panda has opposoble thumbs and is able to open the emergancy exit, lol

Trip · 10-02-2012, 03:55 PM

lol i thought it was stuffed at first

Rangerscott · 10-02-2012, 09:11 PM

Poo bag. Isn't their poo diarrhea all the time because of the bamboo? I'd hate to be the one having to clean off his furry as on a plane.

Dave · 10-02-2012, 11:09 PM

clearly stuffed

Smittie61984 · 10-03-2012, 01:58 AM

First off Airbus doesn't make the 787, Boeing does. Which by the way the 787 is fucking bad ass and handles like a fighter jet.

It's for sure stuffed. Panda BEAR on a plane? The BEAR part should be a red flag of "Don't get on this fucking plane". Though it couldn't open the emergency exit if it went ape shit, I mean bear shit, it'd get through the cockpit door without an issue.

10-02-2012, 02:01 PM	#1
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	daily chuckle Recognizing the colour scheme as China Airlines Airbus 787, I called their Public Relations department for an explanation. Unsurprisingly this picture is not unknown to them, and the sent me the press release that they had prepared: China Airlines is a proud corporate sponsor of the panda snactuary at Cheng Du and was happy to help out recently with the transfer of a young panda cub to a zoo in the United States of America. After extensive consultation with the Sanctury's veterinary staff it was concluded that the importance of the panda cub precluded it from traveling in the hold of the aircraft, where attending to its needs would be difficult. Thus China Airlines agreed to donate seats in its Business Traveler First cabin for the panda cub named Squee Squee and his carer, Fu Jiang Lang, seen here sitting in the window seat. In the interests of hygiene Squee Squee wore a plastic nappy to take care of pandapoop during the flight. We are happy to report that Squee Squee arrived rested and relaxed after his 14-hour flight, and is settling into his new home well. During the flight we can report that he didn't watch any of the flight movies as we couldn't find a headset big enough for him. He did order the bamboo from catering menu, with a side of bamboo, and bamboo mousse for desert. __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

10-02-2012, 02:05 PM	#2
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	i think the Panda has opposoble thumbs and is able to open the emergancy exit, lol __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

10-02-2012, 11:09 PM	#5
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	clearly stuffed __________________ TWF Post whore #6

10-03-2012, 01:58 AM	#6
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	First off Airbus doesn't make the 787, Boeing does. Which by the way the 787 is fucking bad ass and handles like a fighter jet. It's for sure stuffed. Panda BEAR on a plane? The BEAR part should be a red flag of "Don't get on this fucking plane". Though it couldn't open the emergency exit if it went ape shit, I mean bear shit, it'd get through the cockpit door without an issue. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

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10-02-2012, 03:55 PM	#3
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	lol i thought it was stuffed at first

10-02-2012, 09:11 PM	#4
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Poo bag. Isn't their poo diarrhea all the time because of the bamboo? I'd hate to be the one having to clean off his furry as on a plane.