I ride a MC and almost kill myself with a car!?

smileyman · 03-20-2008, 05:11 PM

So I am late for work, rockin the 83 Firebird and notice the power steering slipping. Curious I slide into a gas station and park too close to the pump where I can barely open my door. Slide out, slide the card, start the pump and go for the hood.

Fluid is fine so I check the belt. Loose. Damn, now I gotta go home and tighten it, prolly get real late for work and greasy to boot. Pump clicks off, I grab the receipt, slam the hood, open the door and drop in. INTO the side window glass (as the door isn't open very far) hanging my right ear and snapping my head into the roof with the weight of my body to provide a sure slap on my right temple.

Thus bleeding, curled up in the fetal position in the drivers side of my car I realize it just wasn't my day! Today is better, power steering belt tightened, butterfly band aids holding my skull together, but I can't get into my helmet (which I should wear 24/7).

Moral. Cars will kill you, buy a motorcycle!

fpzx10 · 03-20-2008, 05:13 PM

vabarber2 · 03-20-2008, 05:15 PM

good moral. Sorry to hear that bro.

the chi · 03-20-2008, 06:19 PM

I know its bad to laugh, but i just had the mental pic of the fetal position...

NONE_too_SOFT · 03-20-2008, 06:28 PM

isnt the moral of the story dont park too close to the pump?

smileyman · 03-20-2008, 06:42 PM

If I had seen it I woulda laughed! I drove home stunned. Got 2 blocks before I realized the blood was trickling. No one saw it. I got no sympathy points at all when I got home either. Oh that's not exactly true, the wife made me sugar cookies!

NONE_too_SOFT · 03-20-2008, 07:47 PM

did she let you eat them off her boobs?

itgirl · 03-20-2008, 08:09 PM

OMG! that made me laugh. hope you're feeling better.

Phenix_Rider · 03-20-2008, 08:54 PM

That sucks

I've done it too- minus the bleeding and bandages... Freaking tiny little cars. Save your skull- buy a truck!

JoJoYZF · 03-21-2008, 01:51 AM

Not quite as bad as almost dying on a fucking plastic sled but I feel youre pain.

03-20-2008, 05:11 PM	#1
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	I ride a MC and almost kill myself with a car!? So I am late for work, rockin the 83 Firebird and notice the power steering slipping. Curious I slide into a gas station and park too close to the pump where I can barely open my door. Slide out, slide the card, start the pump and go for the hood. Fluid is fine so I check the belt. Loose. Damn, now I gotta go home and tighten it, prolly get real late for work and greasy to boot. Pump clicks off, I grab the receipt, slam the hood, open the door and drop in. INTO the side window glass (as the door isn't open very far) hanging my right ear and snapping my head into the roof with the weight of my body to provide a sure slap on my right temple. Thus bleeding, curled up in the fetal position in the drivers side of my car I realize it just wasn't my day! Today is better, power steering belt tightened, butterfly band aids holding my skull together, but I can't get into my helmet (which I should wear 24/7). Moral. Cars will kill you, buy a motorcycle!

03-20-2008, 05:13 PM	#2
fpzx10 Rides a Crotch Scooter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: shitville Moto: 2007 GSXR 750 Posts: 714	__________________

03-20-2008, 06:42 PM	#6
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	If I had seen it I woulda laughed! I drove home stunned. Got 2 blocks before I realized the blood was trickling. No one saw it. I got no sympathy points at all when I got home either. Oh that's not exactly true, the wife made me sugar cookies! __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

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03-20-2008, 05:15 PM	#3
vabarber2 ICON FTW!!! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: VA, but currently in the sand Moto: 00GSXR6 Posts: 1,380	good moral. Sorry to hear that bro.

03-20-2008, 06:19 PM	#4
the chi Forum Coach Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: GA Moto: 2006 GSXR 600 Posts: 7,419	I know its bad to laugh, but i just had the mental pic of the fetal position...

03-20-2008, 06:28 PM	#5
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	isnt the moral of the story dont park too close to the pump?

03-20-2008, 07:47 PM	#7
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	did she let you eat them off her boobs?

03-21-2008, 01:51 AM	#10
JoJoYZF Bring on the Zombies! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cleveland Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R Posts: 2,691	Not quite as bad as almost dying on a fucking plastic sled but I feel youre pain.