Shamwow!!!

xx CURVE xx · 03-31-2009, 10:43 AM

TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

Rider · 03-31-2009, 10:44 AM

Repost.

marko138 · 03-31-2009, 10:51 AM

Funny.

Particle Man · 03-31-2009, 11:10 AM

hahahaha

AquaPython · 03-31-2009, 11:51 AM

gimme an "R" !

Rider · 03-31-2009, 01:17 PM

"We'll make America skinny again, 1 slap at a time."

Rangerscott · 03-31-2009, 08:41 PM

I didnt know he was that old. How old are the sham wow commercials?

I dont know why people are dissing him. Hookers dont have souls any ways. Its not like he hit an innocent woman. Thats part of being a hooker. The guy could be normal or he could stuff you under a mattress.

Was that too harsh?

Flexin · 03-31-2009, 08:47 PM

Who the fuck kisses a prostitute? Damn he looks like shit.

James

Homeslice · 03-31-2009, 09:59 PM

He looks only 28 in the first pic.............But maybe it's just the bedhead.

Adeptus_Minor · 03-31-2009, 10:31 PM

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=7018

03-31-2009, 10:43 AM	#1
xx CURVE xx SMELL MY LEVER Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Texas Moto: Tards Posts: 1,034	Shamwow!!! TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

03-31-2009, 11:10 AM	#4
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	hahahaha __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

03-31-2009, 08:47 PM	#8
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	Who the fuck kisses a prostitute? Damn he looks like shit. James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

03-31-2009, 10:31 PM	#10
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03-31-2009, 10:44 AM	#2
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Repost.

03-31-2009, 11:51 AM	#5
AquaPython put it THIS way Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,185	gimme an "R" !

03-31-2009, 01:17 PM	#6
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	"We'll make America skinny again, 1 slap at a time."

03-31-2009, 08:41 PM	#7
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I didnt know he was that old. How old are the sham wow commercials? I dont know why people are dissing him. Hookers dont have souls any ways. Its not like he hit an innocent woman. Thats part of being a hooker. The guy could be normal or he could stuff you under a mattress. Was that too harsh?

03-31-2009, 09:59 PM	#9
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	He looks only 28 in the first pic.............But maybe it's just the bedhead.