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Old 06-09-2009, 03:37 PM   #1
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GARNER, N.C. – Officials now say only two people are unaccounted for after an explosion at a Slim Jim meat products plant in North Carolina.

Emergency Medical Services official Jeffrey Hammerstein says a third person initially declared missing was found and went to the hospital along with 20 other people. He says authorities were still searching for two others but it wasn't clear whether they were inside the building.

Hammerstein said five injured people were tagged as priority patients with serious conditions.

Several workers reported hearing an explosion before the collapse, and Garner Mayor Ronnie Williams says injuries ranged from burns to smoke inhalation. Emergency crews were keeping people away
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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would be able to explode at a Slim-Jim factory?

One more reason to avoid processed food
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Old 06-09-2009, 03:47 PM   #4
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would be able to explode at a Slim-Jim factory?

One more reason to avoid processed food
The macho man of course, he explodes on you like a 1000 atom bombs.

No kidding, makes you think about what they put in your food.
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Could have been a methane leak.... You know all that animal fat being digested by the 400lbs line worker... And the red neck trailer trash standing next to him smoking.
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The macho man of course, he explodes on you like a 1000 atom bombs.

No kidding, makes you think about what they put in your food.
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would be able to explode at a Slim-Jim factory?

One more reason to avoid processed food
Natural gas, grease, several of the different ingredients... I know that Slim Jims burn!
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Dude, you're not supposed to put 'em in your ass!

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