Daddy's little girl

RACER X · 06-12-2009, 04:04 PM

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground..
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat..

'Well, that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that gay shit here in Texas,' she said.

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Particle Man · 06-12-2009, 04:05 PM

old joke, new punchline

Still

Antwanny · 06-12-2009, 04:05 PM

hahhahahhahha wow

marko138 · 06-12-2009, 04:20 PM

Nice.

:bigrofl:

Ducati Diva · 06-12-2009, 05:15 PM

cute!

the chi · 06-15-2009, 11:31 AM

Too funny! Poor spiders.

Amber Lamps · 06-15-2009, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chi

Too funny! Poor spiders.

Man Rae, when the current Dali Lama passes away, be on the lookout for some Buddhist monks to come recruit you to take his place.

t-homo · 06-15-2009, 12:38 PM

lol

the chi · 06-15-2009, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Man Rae, when the current Dali Lama passes away, be on the lookout for some Buddhist monks to come recruit you to take his place.

I am so up for that! If only I could go vegan, Id be in there!

06-12-2009, 04:04 PM	#1
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06-12-2009, 04:05 PM	#2
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	old joke, new punchline Still __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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