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Old 12-12-2008, 09:06 AM   #1
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Default Pretty Please, would some lady buy me some gold jewelry?

A set of Superbike forks would make for some lovely stocking stuffings.

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Old 12-12-2008, 09:13 AM   #2
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I'll make you a deal: you pay enough of my bills for the equivalent to the cost of those forks and I'll get the forks for you. Deal?
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Old 12-12-2008, 09:18 AM   #3
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go fork yourself
















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Old 12-12-2008, 09:19 AM   #4
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Ohhh nom nom nom...
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Old 12-12-2008, 09:20 AM   #5
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To get a stocking stuffer like that, you're going to have to stuff her vagina like never before.
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Old 12-12-2008, 09:27 AM   #6
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you're going to have to stuff her vagina like never before.
... just not with bike parts....









unless you warm them up first.
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