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Vrooom
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: 06 ZX6R
Posts: 4,427
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Yesterday I was laid off.
![]() How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off. ![]() I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room. Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred? ![]() ![]() |
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Europhile
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
Posts: 1,875
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I'll pay $300 for a lay: a bit of blow job, some missionary, some doggie style and finish it off with cowgirl. Nothing too fancy.
I'll triple that price if you let me bring in a live chicken.
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Waiting for Hello Kitty!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Arizona
Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry.
Posts: 810
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![]() As for discrepencies, I had that happen before on a background check, even though I'd been truthful. Came to find out that the professional school I'd attended (college, but not a university) had a name change at some point, so the company I was trying to hire on with couldn't find out info about it at first. APPLY FOR JOBS IN ARIZONA!! ![]() |
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I'm so much cooler online
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cartersville, GA
Moto: 06 FZ1
Posts: 1,436
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Damn Kell, that sucks! I hope you get something quick! (besides fnfalman
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SMELL MY LEVER
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Texas
Moto: Tards
Posts: 1,034
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dibs on corn hole
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Europhile
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
Posts: 1,875
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Hey, I'm not that quick! I'm good for at least one minute.
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
Posts: 11,254
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White Trash Hero
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NW Arkansas
Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition
Posts: 4,895
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Come live in Arkansas, thats where the rest of the unemployed are! I tell you what, bring the 636 and stay with me. You can do my post whoring for me and I will comp you hourly...
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WERA Yellow Plate
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Charleston, SC
Moto: 07 CBR 600RR
Posts: 562
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White Trash Hero
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NW Arkansas
Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition
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Girl on top facing backwards. Lariat and spurs optional...
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