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Old 03-05-2009, 05:36 PM   #131
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This is true, but there's nothing better than the nature pee. The freedom, the breeze cooling your nuts, the mosquitoes...hey, dammit!
My ex had that problem in Germany... at a rest stop, went into the woods to pee... his junk got fucking SWARMED by mosquitoes.
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Old 03-05-2009, 05:52 PM   #132
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That shit makes baby Jesus cry.
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Old 03-05-2009, 07:04 PM   #133
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thanks ya'll... now I need to save some money for exhaust and a double buble screen... (top of the screen goes right across my guages... I can't see shit)
You need to save money for boozing on Saturday. Priorities, my friend. Get 'em straight.
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Old 03-05-2009, 07:10 PM   #134
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I went on a week long canoe trip in the boundary waters between MN and Canada a few years ago. Fuckin leave no trace and whatnot is a great thing but a hassle. Had to walk like 50 yards from the campsite, dig at least a 6 inch deep hole, and squat to take a shit.
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Old 03-05-2009, 07:16 PM   #135
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You need to save money for boozing on Saturday. Priorities, my friend. Get 'em straight.
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:03 PM   #136
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I have to agree with the rest, I don't have a gas guage at all. I have two trip odometers, and when Trip B gets to 150, I look to pull over. Eventually. When my gas light starts blinking I twitch and make noises like I'm at a rave. Seriously, at 150 miles it's time for a cigarette. I usually need to smoke or pee long before I need to fill up.
try running into the gas light at 80 some miles....
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:39 PM   #137
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My ex had that problem in Germany... at a rest stop, went into the woods to pee... his junk got fucking SWARMED by mosquitoes.
Were you a good wife and suck the poison out?
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:52 PM   #138
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Were you a good wife and suck the poison out?
Being as he is my EX husband for a variety of reasons....
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