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Old 04-14-2009, 10:36 PM   #11
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:29 PM   #12
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That's a horrible idea. It'll stop them from doing stuff that women enjoy in everday life such as cooking, cleaning, and pleasuring her master.
Not at all, they've been steadily releasing games to keep those skills sharp.
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:31 PM   #13
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That was pretty good.


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Old 04-14-2009, 11:47 PM   #14
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LMFAO...love the last part where the chick swallows. hahahaha
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Old 04-15-2009, 11:04 AM   #15
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*spew* !! That was funny !!
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Old 04-15-2009, 11:21 AM   #16
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My wife watched this over my shoulder last night...

Her: "What are you laughing about? What IS this?!"

Her: "What?! IRONING?!"

Her: "VACUUMING?! Those FUCKERS!!!"

Her: "OMG!!! And now a blow job, too?! AND SWALLOW!! FORGET IT YOU FUCKERS!! Iron your own shit! Vacuum your own floor! And suck your OWN dick!!" as she stomps out of the room.

It was worth the two minutes of my time just to watch/listen to her melt down.
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Old 04-15-2009, 11:21 AM   #17
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My wife watched this over my shoulder last night...

Her: "What are you laughing about? What IS this?!"

Her: "What?! IRONING?!"

Her: "VACUUMING?! Those FUCKERS!!!"

Her: "OMG!!! And now a blow job, too?! AND SWALLOW!! FORGET IT YOU FUCKERS!! Iron your own shit! Vacuum your own floor! And suck your OWN dick!!" as she stomps out of the room.

It was worth the two minutes of my time just to watch/listen to her melt down.

Fucking classic!!
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Old 04-15-2009, 11:23 AM   #18
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Fucking classic!!
It pissed her RIGHT off....

Too funny....
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Old 04-15-2009, 11:28 PM   #19
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Not at all, they've been steadily releasing games to keep those skills sharp.
Hahahahahahahaha. Though the 16+ needs to be lowered.
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