Choices....

SoFlaSV · 05-05-2009, 12:27 AM

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor
comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you
probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway.
You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but.....
something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is,
your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'

The
man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9000 in insurance
compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new
penis that will work as well as your old one did -better in fact! But
the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.'

The
man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide
how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with
your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to
go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out..

But
if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a
five incher this time, she might be disappointed So it's important
that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.'

The man
agrees to talk with his wife The doctor comes back the next day.'So,'
says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?'

'I have,' says the man

'And has she helped you in making the decision?'

'Yes, she has,' says the man.

'And what is it?' asks the doctor.

'We're getting the granite counter tops..'

rogue · 05-05-2009, 12:29 AM

What the fuck kind of wife would chose countertops over sex!

t-homo · 05-05-2009, 12:35 AM

lol.

Rider · 05-05-2009, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by rogue

What the fuck kind of wife would chose countertops over sex!

Most of them.

Quick281 · 05-05-2009, 09:59 AM

Ninjakel · 05-05-2009, 09:59 AM

so not true, Rider.

Fuck the countertops.

wildchild · 05-05-2009, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

Most of them.

agreed

azoomm · 05-05-2009, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

Most of them.

Back to the other thread... I feel for the guys that agree with this statement. I can't imagine. Truly.

God Damn.

Ninjakel · 05-05-2009, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm

Back to the other thread... I feel for the guys that agree with this statement. I can't imagine. Truly.

God Damn.

No shit, right?

Rider · 05-05-2009, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm

Back to the other thread... I feel for the guys that agree with this statement. I can't imagine. Truly.

God Damn.

Psst... I'm only joking when I say that. I know most aren't like that but mine is.

05-05-2009, 12:27 AM	#1
SoFlaSV Guinness Bitches... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Coconut Creek, Fl Moto: '00 SV650 Posts: 505	Choices.... A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new penis that will work as well as your old one did -better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.' The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out.. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.' The man agrees to talk with his wife The doctor comes back the next day.'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?' 'I have,' says the man 'And has she helped you in making the decision?' 'Yes, she has,' says the man. 'And what is it?' asks the doctor. 'We're getting the granite counter tops..'

05-05-2009, 09:59 AM	#5
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05-05-2009, 09:59 AM	#6
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	so not true, Rider. Fuck the countertops. __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

05-05-2009, 12:35 AM	#3
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	lol.