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Old 03-26-2008, 03:25 PM   #1
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Default No bike for Patrick

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father
Said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
With a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. So, I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike."
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Old 03-26-2008, 03:30 PM   #2
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Old 03-26-2008, 05:43 PM   #3
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that's awesome.
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Old 03-26-2008, 05:50 PM   #4
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Thats great!
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Old 03-26-2008, 09:05 PM   #5
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Old 03-27-2008, 02:00 AM   #6
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Awesome thats hilarious...
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Old 03-27-2008, 10:53 AM   #7
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Smart lil kid, I wouldnt stay without a bike either.
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Old 03-27-2008, 10:58 AM   #8
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smart little bastard
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:00 AM   #9
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Kids..... You have to love their innocence.
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:03 AM   #10
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So smart without even knowing it
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