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Old 07-17-2009, 09:40 AM   #21
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"What they didn't know is that 'monkey purse' sounds just like something highly derogatory of one's mother in Swahili... which might explain the sudden appearance of many automatic weapons over the next few seconds..."


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Old 07-17-2009, 09:43 AM   #22
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Hyenas are scavengers.


They'll see how cool it is when their monkey rips their dick off one day.
No kidding...the chimpanzee stories have monkies off of my list of "must haves"
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:43 PM   #23
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Hyenas are scavengers.


They'll see how cool it is when their monkey rips their dick off one day.
experience? Something you want to share with the rest of us?
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:08 PM   #24
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experience? Something you want to share with the rest of us?
http://www.janegoodall.ca/chimps-issues-pets.php

Aggression: Aggression is a natural aspect of chimpanzee behaviour and it is not uncommon for chimps to bite each other in the wild. Even the most loving chimp may act aggressively towards owners. Chimp owners have lost fingers and suffered severe facial damage.

I watched a show on show chimps used in TVs and movies, and the professional trainers can only keep them for up to 15 of their 80 year life span, after that, they become wild, and can kill people.
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Old 07-17-2009, 05:41 PM   #25
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I would put money on that baboon in a fight with that hyena.
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Old 07-17-2009, 06:03 PM   #26
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I would put money on that baboon in a fight with that hyena.
Nah, baboons mainly only annoy weasels.
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