Avatards feeble attempt at humor. - Page 2

askmrjesus · 07-19-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

How can you tell if the stage is level?
The Drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

This is my favorite drummer joke of all time.

JC

Avatard · 07-20-2009, 03:23 PM

I thought you'd like the "God's girlfriend" joke the best.

Someone is seemingly always bringing a girl he's banging "into the band"...and while she may possess other talents, almost never is singing among any of those apparent.

Avatard · 07-20-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

The ratio of those who want music to pay the bills to those whose bills are actually paid by music is astronomically disproportionate.

Extremely well put.

askmrjesus · 07-20-2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

I thought you'd like the "God's girlfriend" joke the best.

Yeah, but as a former stage carpenter, I've seen the drooling drummer theory at work.

JC

Particle Man · 07-20-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Yeah, but as a former stage carpenter, I've seen the drooling drummer theory at work.

JC

Hey, we don't all drool.

That much.

askmrjesus · 07-20-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

Hey, we don't all drool.

That much.

The only drummers that don't drool, are the one's who are dehydrated.

JC

Particle Man · 07-20-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

The only drummers that don't drool, are the one's who are dehydrated.

JC

people ALWAYS buy the drummer beer.

07-20-2009, 03:23 PM	#12
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Really? I thought you'd like the "God's girlfriend" joke the best. Someone is seemingly always bringing a girl he's banging "into the band"...and while she may possess other talents, almost never is singing among any of those apparent. __________________ Insert free thought here.