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Old 07-22-2009, 02:56 PM   #1
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So I'm on a short trip up in Boston looking at hotels to hold a conference at. Anyway some of the requirements I have are a minimum of 425 rooms for 5 days, conference space, food for breaks, parking, and all the other good stuff that comes along with it. Anyway, the hotel sales lady picks me up at the airport, we walk in to the hotel, and she hands us keys to our suites. The suite she gave me is 1500 sq ft, 2 bedrooms, meeting room, living room, full kitchen, and access to a private waiter. She treats us to lunch, and gave added to our rooms free food and beverage for the day.

I'm gonna post up some cool pictures of the hotel later, but damn she is trying to bribe me way too much. Its cool though because hse is chinese and speaks with a heavy accent. i keep waiting for the famous line "me love you long time"
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:07 PM   #2
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I have had hotels kiss my ass for spending $800-$2000 for a dinner presentation.

425 rooms is no small account.

Is the Chinawoman hot?

I'm sure she can be worked into the deal.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:10 PM   #3
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Shame you cant whip up some Wayne's World Cantonese on her! At least see if she can arrange hostesses...
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We'll be at the Marriot Courtyard in Woburn on Friday. We have a show in Cambridge to go to that Robs cousin is putting on (he's in a band). How long you gonna be there?
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Motel 6, McDonald's and some Maddog 20/20

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We'll be at the Marriot Courtyard in Woburn on Friday. We have a show in Cambridge to go to that Robs cousin is putting on (he's in a band). How long you gonna be there?
One night, I just went to go look at a few hotels and then turn around and right back home, in fact I am sitting in my living room now.

Sorry, just missed ya
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