Halloween Costume

['73 H1 Triple]

A bald man with a
wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.
He
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his

Leg, So he writes to a costume company to explain his
problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with
the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find
enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg,
you will be just right
as a pirate.

Very truly
yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is
terrible because they have emphasized his
Wooden Leg
and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and
he
Receives another parcel and a note, which
says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's
costume. The long robe will cover your
Wooden leg and,
with your bald head, you should really look the
part.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.


Now the man is really upset since they have gone
from emphasizing his
Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald
head, so again he writes the
Company another nasty
letter of complaint..

The next day he gets a
small Parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear
Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST
Please find
enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.

Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed
nuts, stick your
Wooden Leg up your ass and go as a
caramel apple.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume
Co.

[racedoll]

[Particle Man]

nice

[Ducati Diva]

cute