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Old 11-24-2009, 11:22 PM   #41
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Sheesh! People and their phone calls.

I was waiting in line in a washroom in Macy's on the weekend. Heard a phone ring. No one in line is trying to answer their phone. Then hear the "hello' from the stall. I said "you have GOt to be kidding me". So while there was a huge line up of people waiting.....this woman had a casual conversation....in the bathroom stall! I'm no germophobe but shnikeys!
I love when people do that. I flush the toilet several times to make sure the person on the other end of the phone hears it. If I'm on the shitter and someone takes a call, I try my damndest to let loose a loud fart or even shart if I can pull it off. If I can't get those to work, I'll belch extremely loudly.
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:35 PM   #42
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Because if anyone were to grab the idiot's phone and turn it off they would be sued for any number of reasons and the really sad part is he would probably win the suit.
Unless he can prove that he lost some "major business deal" as a result, I don't see what he could win.
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:36 PM   #43
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I love when people do that. I flush the toilet several times to make sure the person on the other end of the phone hears it. If I'm on the shitter and someone takes a call, I try my damndest to let loose a loud fart or even shart if I can pull it off. If I can't get those to work, I'll belch extremely loudly.
I actually heard someone using their freaking laptop in the stall. Fucking typing away and everything.

Hope it was before they wiped.
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Old 11-24-2009, 11:37 PM   #44
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I actually heard someone using their freaking laptop in the stall. Fucking typing away and everything.
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Old 11-25-2009, 07:27 AM   #45
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I actually heard someone using their freaking laptop in the stall. Fucking typing away and everything.

Hope it was before they wiped.
Still had to carry it out of the stall. There's a reason why I carry a bottle of hand sanitizer or alcohol wipes on the job.
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:52 PM   #46
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