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derf · 12-15-2009, 06:11 PM

neebelung · 12-10-2009, 02:06 PM

FEMALE: Just had some crazy ass women call my cell phone like 50 times and then ask me why I was sleeping w her husband and letting him use my cell phone to call home? Really ?? And when I told her she had the wrong number she called me a cracker and hung up on me. Now she won't stop calling me. AHH...For the record.. I am NO...T sleeping w a married man but I am a cracker.

FEMALE (married): Sometimes I wish I'd just give it up and be gay. Men suck quite a bit.

MALE: With powers comparable to Wonderboy's!

t-homo · 12-10-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by neebelung

MALE: With powers comparable to Wonderboy's!

lmao.

Mine: "Sex turns gay people straight and gay people into Mexicans. Everyone goes down a notch."

Male: An enclosed garage is not the place to hook up a siren on the gocart!!!!

Female: The sun needs to stop tricking me.

derf · 12-10-2009, 07:01 PM

Here are 2 of my fav's from todays selection

Cory · 12-11-2009, 07:31 PM

neebelung · 12-15-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

Here are 2 of my fav's from todays selection

All the guys in the warehouse here call her Larry Gaga.

Here's a selection from today....

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Male: Hey Santa! Last year u gave me a sweater for Christmas...this year I would prefer a moaner or a screamer, please and thankyou!

VatorMan · 05-05-2010, 12:37 PM

MALE: It's all over except for the crying

I asked if he was having a Deliverance moment.

HurricaneHeather · 12-10-2009, 02:25 PM

Female: I love when you ask to borrow my truck, use up ALL of my gas, hand me the keys and say, “the gas light came on, you might want to gas it up…” I just flippin love that.

HurricaneHeather · 12-10-2009, 02:27 PM

Female: My car has a light that flashes 'slip'. Like I may be unaware that I'm slipping as I slide into the light pole.

t-homo · 12-15-2009, 03:18 PM

All of mine are either about finals or christmas break.

12-15-2009, 06:11 PM	#1
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	__________________

12-10-2009, 07:01 PM	#4
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Here are 2 of my fav's from todays selection __________________

12-10-2009, 02:06 PM	#2
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	FEMALE: Just had some crazy ass women call my cell phone like 50 times and then ask me why I was sleeping w her husband and letting him use my cell phone to call home? Really ?? And when I told her she had the wrong number she called me a cracker and hung up on me. Now she won't stop calling me. AHH...For the record.. I am NO...T sleeping w a married man but I am a cracker. FEMALE (married): Sometimes I wish I'd just give it up and be gay. Men suck quite a bit. MALE: With powers comparable to Wonderboy's!

12-11-2009, 07:31 PM	#5
Cory Kneedragger Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Alaska Posts: 220

05-05-2010, 12:37 PM	#7
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	MALE: It's all over except for the crying I asked if he was having a Deliverance moment.

12-10-2009, 02:25 PM	#8
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	Female: I love when you ask to borrow my truck, use up ALL of my gas, hand me the keys and say, “the gas light came on, you might want to gas it up…” I just flippin love that.

12-10-2009, 02:27 PM	#9
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	Female: My car has a light that flashes 'slip'. Like I may be unaware that I'm slipping as I slide into the light pole.

12-15-2009, 03:18 PM	#10
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	All of mine are either about finals or christmas break.