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01-06-2010, 05:38 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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"I'll blow my dick off, but get shot? Oh, hell no." Besides, you let guys like me on board with a gun, I'm killing the first person with a cranky baby. JC
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01-06-2010, 05:58 PM
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WERA White Plate
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: '01 Aprilia Falco
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01-06-2010, 07:15 PM
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Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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I don't need my gun on the plane. Glazer safety rounds required to safely shoot in a jet are too expensive. Besides, anybody tries to hijack my plane and he's getting a ballpoint-pen tracheotomy. Seriously, I'll stab a fucking terrorist with a pen. Not afraid of blowing yourself up, Mohammed? How about dealing with me after being stuck in coach, enduring layovers with my wife and three year old? Better hit that switch before I get down the aisle to you, or it's your ass.
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01-06-2010, 07:22 PM
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Aspiring Rapper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
Moto: '12 CB1000R
Posts: 3,569
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I can't wait to start writing "cockwhore" and "cockfag" on myself in marker under my clothes when I fly.
Draw elephant ears around my genitalia.. 
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01-06-2010, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: NC
Posts: 3,028
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 I'm planning to shave F.U. into my pubes when I fly to Vegas 
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01-06-2010, 11:45 PM
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moderator chick
  
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
Posts: 8,917
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Why worry about the goddamn waterbottles????
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01-07-2010, 12:39 AM
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Trip's Assistant
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
Posts: 12,149
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TSA safety on planes is a JOKE. Why is this news?
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01-07-2010, 09:45 AM
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DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
Posts: 18,585
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Guns and knives aren't gonna do a lot if dude has explosive underpants and just all the sudden detonates them (and they work). Theres not gonna be time to knive this guy.
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01-07-2010, 11:12 AM
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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